Funny? Kim Kardashian Meets Christ the Redeemer

Cristo Redentor (in English, Christ the Redeemer), the world’s largest statue, is a cultural icon:  It’s featured in the 2009 disaster film 2012, in a version of Angry Birds, in the remake of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Universe, in The Twilight Saga, and in Mr. Magoo.

Made of reinforced concrete and soapstone, the 635-ton monument stands 2,300 feet over the city of Rio de Janeiro, atop Corcovado mountain in Brazil’s Tijuca Forest National Park.

And now, it’s caught the eye of Hollywood actress Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend Kanye West.  The pair, in Rio for the celebration of Carnival, visited the symbol of Brazilian Christianity and posed for a few photos.  Here, the pregnant media darling Kardashian—her baby bump visible beneath her form-fitting, hot pink dress—strikes a pose in front of the statue.

The Hollywood crowd seems to love this photo flaunt.  Myself, I’m remembering the reality star’s sex tape with singer Ray J, her multiple marriages, and her reality show “Keeping Up with the Kardashians”—and I’m having a difficult time reconciling all this with the symbol of the risen Christ.

KNIGHT RIDER—AN INCURABLE ROMANTIC? David Hasselhoff Regrets His Divorces

David Hasselhoff regrets his divorces.

Describing himself as “deeply romantic,” the handsome star of Baywatch and Knight Rider claims that he’s always wanted to be with one person all his life.

You don’t say!? 

See, I’m not a big fan of the Entertainment channel; but I seem to recall that Hasselhoff has had quite a few personal “issues” which might make marital bliss a near impossibility.  First married to Catherine Hickland in the 1980s, Hasselhoff left that marriage after five years and married Pamela Bach, with whom he had two children. 

His personal life—during the two marriages and in the ensuing years—has been marred by infidelity, addiction, drunken rage, and custody disputes.  He has submitted to treatment for alcoholism, but was subsequently hospitalized for alcohol poisoning.  He was captured on film, lying in a drunken stupor on a hotel room floor, in a widely-circulated videotape produced by his own daughter.  Oh, oh, and one particularly poignant quote from the star himself:  “There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.”

In all, Hasselhoff doesn’t seem like the kind of guy a self-respecting woman would chain herself to for life.  It sounds, in fact, like what he really wants is not a real live woman with whom to build a life of hopes and dreams.  What Hasselhoff misses, actually, is a kind of vassal—a woman who loves him unconditionally, who boosts his flagging ego, and who asks nothing in return.

To which I—and most of the women of the world—say, “Yeah, right!”

Do you remember K.I.T.T., Hasselhoff’s indestructible talking car from his “Knight Rider” days?  K.I.T.T. was kind of a Lone Ranger/Tonto combo, offering free advice for the beefy star.  Maybe K.I.T.T. could give him a talking-to, suggesting that he clean up his act, get some personal counseling to address those burning ego issues, face up to his mortality and turn to God, and Be All That He Could Be. 

HOLLYWOOD RUMSPRINGA: Young Stars Run Amok Make Good Parents’ Job So Much Harder

In Amish society, there is a period during adolescence called Rumspringa (or Rumschpringe)—a Pennsylvania German term for “running around.”  It’s the common name for a period in the late teen years when some young Amish try their wings—perhaps engaging in rebellious behavior or defying the community norms. 

Oh, there are those among the Amish—as in the rest of society—who never stray far from the fold.  Some young people, though, use this period to experiment with alternate lifestyles:  wearing make-up or nontraditional clothing (known as dressing “English”), driving vehicles other than horse-drawn vehicles, drinking alcohol or using recreational drugs, even engaging in pre-marital sex.  They may choose during rumspringa to stay away from family prayer. 

With their newfound freedom, a few Amish youth redirect their lives during rumspringa and separate from the community.  At the end, though, most of those who had a taste of contemporary American culture—with its emphasis on sex, drugs and rock and roll—will ultimately return to the Anabaptist Christian movement, the Amish.  When they return, like the prodigal son they will be welcomed with open arms; and it is then that they make a permanent commitment to the community and are baptized as adults into the Amish church. 

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I thought about rumspringa as news broke again this week about Hollywood starlets acting badly.  In December, the entertainment news was filled with stories about Miley Cyrus, caught on tape with a bong.  This week, troubled diva Lindsay Lohan, fresh out of jail and still on probation, was caught pilfering a $2,500 necklace from a Venice, California jewelry store.  Paris Hilton captured headlines for drunk driving, a DUI arrest which resulted in jail time, possession of cannabis and cocaine.  Britney Spears was treated for drug dependency.  Kim Kardashian was featured in a pornographic sex tape with then-boyfriend, R&B singer Ray J.   

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All of this debauchery among the glam teen crowd is one more challenge for harried parents who are striving to raise upstanding citizens for the kingdom of God.  The high-profile antics of Hollywood ingénues are reported with no more than a wink by an admiring press.  As style-setters for high school society, the young headliners skate through legal hassles and romantic trysts, seemingly without paying the price of a decline in popularity. 

But there is a steep price for delinquency, even for the Hollywood set.  During the teens and 20s, young people should be solidifying their values, emerging as adults with a sense of responsibility and a love for God and for mankind.  Without the practice of virtue in the early years, it will be ever more difficult to rebound and to become the men and women God intended them to be.  And despite their wealth and their notoriety, they too will stand before God to give an account for how they have used the gifts He has given.  Let us pray that they will, by that day, have redirected their energies toward His service.  Let us pray that our own teens and young adults, rather than being smothered by the barrage of Hollywood trivia, will find strength and love in Christ and will live their vocations with grace and wisdom.

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There are three Bible verses which encapsulate cultural attitudes in the Amish community.  This verse, Romans 12:2, is the hallmark of the Amish lifestyle; and likewise, while our manner of dress may be less severe, may we all take it to heart—even as we strive to live within the confines of the larger society.  

 “And be ye not conformed to this world, but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.” (Romans 12:2)