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Cow flatulence

The Obama Administration's "Climate Action Plan" aims to save the earth by reducing flatulence.This is the kind of story to tickle the six-year-old kid in the last row in the classroom.  You know the kid:  the guy who can toot on command, and who loves to create faux farts in his armpit during math tests by raising and lowering his elbow...  the bane of classroom etiquette, the kid who singlehandedly raised the teacher's blood pressure by three points last semester. *     *     *     *     * … [Read more...]