Getting All Puffed Up Over Mushrooms

“Darn,” I thought.  “The raccoons have been in the trash cans again.   There are paper plates all over the yard!”

 

But no.  On closer inspection, what first brought scowls, then smiles, was a congregation of plate-sized mushrooms that had sprung up, courtesy of a gentle rainfall, and now turned faces heavenward to bask in the setting sun.

 

I never saw this type of mushroom before.  My friend John, a connoisseur of all things home-grown, would have been out there with a knife and fork.  In contrast, I–having read horror stories about wretched campers who vomit their stomachs inside out after tasting just one green-spored Lepioda–settle for a few photos.

 

I think back to an earlier time when, over and over again, we would borrow “Mushroom In The Rain” from the local library.  “And what,” I would ask, “does a mushroom do in the rain?”  The children, giggling at the rabbit and the frog and the other animals squeezed under the broad mushroom cap, would shout, “IT GROWS!”

 

And I thank God for the wonders of His creation.  Snowy mushrooms and giggling children, and all the rest of it.

 

This Beetle: Maybe I'll Name Him Benjamin

So there I was, bustling about the house getting ready for work, and this Big Brown THING caught my eye. It was a beetle, moseying along on the living room carpet.

No husband in sight to rescue me, I did the best I could: I scooped it up in a wad of Kleenex and…..

  • crushed it to smithereens? No.
  • dumped it in the toilet and flushed? No.

What I did, actually, was carry the little guy outside and carefully place it on a  leafy bush not too close to the door, where it’s unlikely to find its way back into the house.

MY house.

But before releasing it, I first took a minute to admire its glossy shell, its articulated legs, the sheer Ingenuity that had imagined it and brought it to life. The world is so full of wonderful things: birds that sing, kittens that meow, amoeba that reproduce by binary fission, horses that race in the wind… and these tiny, shiny ectotherms that live just to eat plants and lay hundreds of eggs in the warm soil.

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Loving the world does not, in my mind, mean just gazing at the stars or visiting the Grand Canyon or savoring the aroma of a carefully cultivated rose garden. I love the Little Things, too: the bugs, and the field mice, and the gaudy polka dotted mushrooms that pop up in the backyard after a good rain, and the tiny sculpted flowerets nodding in the breeze above the ground cover.

So at our house, we let a Wolf Spider live in the kitchen window, and we watch it do its work; and for a few months in the summer, we simply avoid opening that window and disturbing its carefully constructed web.

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I imagine that God, who created all things great and small, who created this beetle, smiles to see me smile at His great creativity and imagination. Just as God has a purpose for my life, so He has a purpose for this half-inch polymorphic Coleoptera with its gangly antennae. It chomps on leaves or dirt or other insects (I’m not sure which), and in turn, it may become Dinner for a bird or a larger insect.

Would I kill it?  If it bit my child, yes.  If it endangered my family or insisted on floating in my soup, yes.  But for no particular reason?  No.

Here, for your edification, is an action poem about beetles which I remember from my preschool years. Author unknown.

I know a beetle
Who lives down a drain—
His coat’s very shiny
But terribly plain.
When I take a bath,
He comes up the pipe.
Together we wash,
Together we wipe.

All Creatures Great and Small, the Lord God Made Them All

Well now, here we are—I’m traveling, and I’m so darned busy this week! And in keeping with my new policy of posting an occasional guest blog, I thought I’d share a post I particularly enjoyed.

Russell E. Saltzman, “Thursday columnist” over at First Things, has a splendid column up this week about the wildlife in his own yard—particularly the nest of mourning doves which have taken up residence on his patio.

I love the birds and chipmunks and squirrels that make our yard their home (or, more accurately, that share the land with us and with our house, which is bulky and impractical compared to their simple nests and holes and tunnels). It’s clear that Russ, too, is a pushover for his feathery neighbors. I especially like his discussion of Christian anthropocentrism, and the shade of difference between “dominion” and “stewardship”:

It is a fashion these days to regard animals as downsized versions of ourselves, complete with rich emotional lives, feelings, volition, and individuality. We anthropomorphize “our” animals to tame what is wild and to an extent therefore feared, a reversion to the days when shamans painted animals on the cave wall, calling wild prey to human submission.

But as I understand the Christian view, creation is anthropocentric: The wild, with everything else, was created for Man. But for what? Being God’s creation, the wild is not ours to exploit beyond excess, but neither is it to be worshiped. We are, I would suggest, meant to observe, enjoy, describe and, likely, give an account of what we’ve done with it.

We, says Genesis 1, are to “have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth,” but I’ve always thought the more affecting Biblical scene exploring the relationship between God, Man, and creation is the “second” creation story in Genesis. It has very little to do with dominion understood as domination. God brings the animals, domestic and wild, to the Man to see what he would name them. The story suggests God had no ready names. God entrusts the Man with co-creativity to discern the elements of creation and describe them.

In my sometimes whimsical take on Scripture, I can see Adam slowly, ever deliberately mulling over first this name or maybe that name and perhaps even another name, while God impatiently taps his foot with growing annoyance.

“Would you get on with it? It can’t be that hard.”

“Alright, hold your horses . . . say, how’s that name for something later?”

“Just tell me what this is.”

“Okay, okay. This is a Madagascar ring-tailed lemur.”

“Good enough,” says God. “Next.”

Point is, I guess, Genesis may have said “dominion,” but it works out more like “stewardship.” As we name creation so we equally bear the responsibility of being creation’s voice. Just as we are the only creatures on this planet with knowledge of God, so we also are the only ones who can describe the pain creation endures, the small and countless lives that live with no awareness of death but suffer it nonetheless, groaning—St. Paul’s word—in longing for redemption. As we engage creation, while yet a part of it, we may hope to portray the characteristics of that promised release from pointless entropy.

This is just so rich! You can read the full article over at First Things.

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