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Well, I just finished my daily salad. My girlfriend says I’m “health resistant.” Maybe I did just fry up a breakfast sausage in the bacon grease for my salad.

Maaaaaybe.

I’m going to my yearly physical tomorrow. I’m super psyched for that. Being funny helps in many circumstances and this is just one of them. It lightens the mood a bit. I am sorry to report that all those laughs do not make my doctor forget to do the prostate exam.   :(

Enjoy today’s 3.

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