The New Ending to Return of the Jedi

Star Wars fans, put all sharp objects out of reach. You don’t want to hurt yourself or anybody else after you see this… the new ending for Return of the Jedi.

Expect to see this on the upcoming Star Wars DVD release.

Join the ranks of those who refuse to buy yet another edition… yet another LESSER edition. I’ve got a VHS widescreen copy of the original films, and I’m not letting those out of my sight, lest Lucas’s agents succeed in their quest to destroy all evidence of their existence.

 

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About Jeffrey Overstreet

Jeffrey Overstreet departed the Patheos network in order to escape click-bait advertisements that were offending him and his readers. He will re-launch Looking Closer at lookingcloser.org soon. He is the author of The Auralia Thread, a four-volume fantasy series that begins with Auralia's Colors, and a memoir of "dangerous moviegoing" called Through a Screen Darkly. He teaches creative writing and film studies; speaks internationally about art and faith; served as Writer-in-Residence at Covenant College; and is employed by Seattle Pacific University as a project manager, copyeditor, and writer.


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