The New Ending to Return of the Jedi

Star Wars fans, put all sharp objects out of reach. You don’t want to hurt yourself or anybody else after you see this… the new ending for Return of the Jedi.

Expect to see this on the upcoming Star Wars DVD release.

Join the ranks of those who refuse to buy yet another edition… yet another LESSER edition. I’ve got a VHS widescreen copy of the original films, and I’m not letting those out of my sight, lest Lucas’s agents succeed in their quest to destroy all evidence of their existence.

 

  • Facebook
When You Wish Upon Star Wars - Episode Seven
The most rebellious album I've heard all year.
And Suddenly... Harrison Ford, Back in Character!
Looking Elsewhere: Blood Oranges, Image, Hurray for the Riff Raff, PJ Harvey, Lightsabers, P.D. James, and More.
About Jeffrey Overstreet

Jeffrey Overstreet has relaunched a bigger, better version of this blog at LookingCloser.org. The new Looking Closer doesn't have any of the trashy click-bait advertisements that you're probably seeing all over this Patheos page. So give yourself a break.


CLOSE | X

HIDE | X