Drat! No Rapture. We’re All Still Here…

Bummer. It’s now officially past 6pm Central Time and I’m (and everyone I know in person or via the web, or everyone I’ve ever heard of) is still here. I really had my hopes set on Heaven! Looks like I’ll just have to refocus my hope once again on what it means to live the [Read More…]

I’m Getting Raptured in an Hour, So This is My Last Ever Post

Well, if prediction holds true, this is my last hour on earth before I get raptured. I hope you get raptured too! I’ve really been looking forward to this day. Seriously. I have. Ever since that old guy told everyone the exact time and date of Jesus’ return, I’ve set my calendar to make sure [Read More…]