A Mystery Solved

As a man, I have always wondered why women take so long in women’s restrooms. What mystery lurks inside that captures their attention?

Now I know. While in a New York subway recently, I saw inside of a women’s restroom. It’s filled with treasures and distractions. Men’s restrooms are much more spartan. At any rate, the mystery is solved.

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  • Evan

    Women are just nicer people. It even says “Welcome” on the doorpost. :)