And, in related News…

Will Saletan, in a desperate attempt to overlook the obvious (90%-95% of priestly abuse is homosexual in nature), writes: “If you want to use profiling to weed out pedophiles, there’s a far more effective way. One hundred percent of sexual abuse by priests is committed by men.”

In related news, the American Tobacco Growers Association noted that “100% of lung cancer occurred among people who breathe oxygen. We are sick and tired of profiling of tobacco as somehow being related to the problem of lung cancer. We need to look at larger issues. Doctors who target tobacco as somehow significantly related to lung cancer are failing to face their own responsibility for the lung cancer crisis we now face.”