Sure Glad I’m Not Old

1970: Long hair

2000: Longing for hair

1970: The perfect high

2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund

1970: KEG

2000: EKG

1970: Acid rock

2000: Acid reflux

1970: Moving to Calif. because it’s cool

2000: Moving to Calif. because it’s warm

1970: Growing pot

2000: Growing pot belly

1970: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your parents

2000: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your kids

1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1970: Seeds and stems

2000: Roughage

1970: Popping pills,Smoking Joints

2000: Popping Joints

1970: Our President’s struggle with Fidel

2000: Our President’s struggle with fidelity

1970: Paar

2000: AARP

1970: Killer weed

2000: Weedkiller

1970: Hoping for a BMW

2000: Hoping for a BM

1970: The Grateful Dead

2000: Dr. Kevorkian

1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint

2000: Receiving a new hip joint

1970: Rolling Stones

2000: Kidney stones

1970: Being called into the principal’s office

2000: Calling the principal’s office

1970: Screw the system

2000: Upgrade the system

1970: Peace sign

2000: Mercedes logo

1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut

2000: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1970: Taking acid

2000: Taking antacid

1970: Passing the drivers test

2000: Passing the vision test

1970: Whatever

2000: Depends

  • Irenist

    I wonder if italics work here?


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