Rembert the Great Satirical Rhymes are Always Welcome

A reader offers the following:

Rembert G. Weakland O.S.B,

“Maverick’s” now his name.

Windy as hymns from Oregon,

Courtiers his companions,

Reminding him of his fame.

“An honorary degree,

endowed chair named for me,

Varillas’ lifesize bronze bust of yours truly.

“Published both near and far,

Once washed Roncalli’s car,

I should be in New York or in D.C..”