Ahem

One last thing before I go: I AM THE CHAMPION, MY FRIENDS! I WENT ON FIGHTING TO THE END! I AM THE CHAMPION, I AM THE CHAMPION!!!

You like me! You really like me! [sob! gush!]

In this hour of complete triumph, I would like to graciously, maganimously, and (gosh darn it) humbly extend the hand of friendship to Kathy, Rod, Amy, and Emily as they writhe in humiliated defeat. If a man as hugely hugely HUGELY popular as me cannot be kind to those he crushed underfoot in overwhelming victory, then what sort of man is he?

So, with towering humility, let me just say: The Vatican Radio Archives are MINE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


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