That Does It! No More Xylophones!

The irrepressible Dale writes:

Whether Luke’s set of musical choppers is best described as a xylophone, harpsichord or a Fender Stratocaster is beside the point. The real point is that he’s giving a brand new meaning to the phrase “tickling the ivories.”

“Thank you–I’m here all week! Try the veal and tip your waiter! Des Moines audiences are the best in the world!”