In case I haven’t mentioned it, I find this and this development unutterably sinister

Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain, and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and the glory of them; and he said to him, “All these I will give you, if you will fall down and worship me. (Some restrictions apply. Offer void where prohibited by law.)” (Matthew 4:8-9, Shea Contemporary Legalese Translation)