Marty Helgesen, Punster Extraordinaire, Demands Public Recognition of His Spin Doctor Pun…

and writes, “Don’t you realize that people who say things like that have no shame?” He then adds: “The reason the Church puts those things with holy water at the doors of churches is that she stoups to conquer.”

I fear a deluge of puns is headed my way from competitive readers.


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