Turns Out Amy, Kathy, and I will All be on the Vatican Variety Hour

However, it’s not broadcast live. They just tape the interview on May 7. When I find out the broadcast time, I’ll let you know. I suggested to the two of them that it would be very tempting to coordinate our stories and all talk about the rumors we’re hearing of about a new Eskimo Pope or the coming mass resignation of midwestern bishops or the move to change tithing back to an offering of goats and sheaves of wheat like it was in the good old days. But I suppose that would be naughty.