I can’t resist these

A man walked into a doctor’s office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his right ear, and a banana in his left ear.

“What’s wrong with me, Doc?” he asked.

The doctor took one glance and pronounced, “You’re not eating properly.”

b’dum BUM!

So this horse walks into a bar.

Bartender sez: “Why the long face?”

b’dum BUM!

So a priest, a rabbi, a minister, a penguin, and a dancing bear walk into the bar.

Bartender sez: “What is this, some kind of joke?”

b’dum BUM!

So this dyslexic walks into a bra…

b’dum BUM!

Thank you very much! I’m here all week! Try the veal!