I can’t resist these
A man walked into a doctor’s office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his right ear, and a banana in his left ear.
“What’s wrong with me, Doc?” he asked.
The doctor took one glance and pronounced, “You’re not eating properly.”
So this horse walks into a bar.
Bartender sez: “Why the long face?”
So a priest, a rabbi, a minister, a penguin, and a dancing bear walk into the bar.
Bartender sez: “What is this, some kind of joke?”
So this dyslexic walks into a bra…
Thank you very much! I’m here all week! Try the veal!