Hmmm… No time to Irritate the Death Penalty Guys Today

I’ll do it next week. Soon, I’m taking off to spend the night at the Boy Scout shindig on Fire Mountain with my guys. Big fun! While I’m gone, you kids don’t put no beans up your noses!

Oh, and buy my books and tapes. They will immensely improve everything about your life, add sheen and bounce to your dull, lifeless hair, and fill you with that ineffable sense of well-being normally caused by endorphins.