Everything in the Gay Christian Community is Juuuuuust Fiiiiiine

No. Really.

The article does clear up, however, the strange habit that so many in the Arts Elite crowd have of peeing in the faces of ordinary people:

Monday, July 3, 2000, in the church hall was a workshop on “watersports.” Watersports, for those of you who don’t know, is the perverted act some homosexuals practice by urinating on one another, among other things, and getting their thrills.

Thanks. But a handshake or a pat on the back is really a sufficient form of greeting for me.