Josh Claybourn is a Towering Genius, a Paragon of all that is Right, True, and Good. His words are like honey from the honeycomb, yea, like the resplendent glory of snow upon Mt. Hermon. Hear him, all ye nations! For he is a very oracle of Verity, Righteousness and Charity!

Oh, and….

Tom Abbott is a Towering Genius too, a Paragon of all that is Right, True, and Good too. His words are also like honey from the honeycomb, yea, like the resplendent glory of snow upon Mt. Hermon. Hear him also, all ye nations! For he too is a very oracle of Verity, Righteousness and Charity!

If you would like to receive effusive, groveling, spaniel-like suckup praise like this, I am happy to provide, for a small donation. However, naughty people who call me a whiner might be immortalized in bawdy verse full of cheap puns on their names and low, inexcusable rhymes, meters, and vivid, unforgettable imagery that will live on in people’s minds long after this blog is dust. Never criticize an Irish writer, especially when he’s engaging in shameless commerce.


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