Progress on the Catholic School Native American Animal Spirit Guide Front in Plymouth, Michigan

Greg Popcak has discovered that his Native American Animal Spirit Guide is a Naked Mole Rat. (He revealed all–figuratively speaking–on the air with me today.) Me, I’m channeling my Inner Oyster.

Meanwhile, Our Guy in Michigan, Victor Lams, has been contacted by Powerful Forces with strict order to investigate, and is on the case, trying to figure out which Catholic school sponsored this goofiness. I can practically envision the Chick cartoon parody.


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