Meanwhile, another guy who wanted to be God finds the courts unsympathetic

Just part of the judicial pattern of hostility to religion, no doubt. He changed his name to “I Am Who Am” instead. If he has kids will he name the first one “I Am Who Am, Jr.”?

It’s thrilling to contemplate the domestic life of the I Am Who Am family. “I Am Who Am, Jr! Time for diiiiiinner!” “I Am Who Am, Jr! You come back here this minute!” “I Am Who Am, Jr! Where have you been? Your mother and I were worried sick about you!” “I Am Who Am, Jr! It’s your day to take out the garbage!” Eventually, the family nicknames them “Wham Wham” or just “Wham” and “Wham, Jr.”

Only in America.