A whimsical GOPer sends me the following:

Zippity Doo Dah, Zippity Ay!

My, O, My, what a wonderful day!

GOP Senate, comin’ our way –

Zippity Doo Dah, Zippity Ay!

There’s some blue states in New England!

It’s deep, dark, depression –

May we recommend secession?!

Zippity Doo Dah, Zippity Ay!

The Press is less than customarily gay –

Watch Jenning’s face turning sickly green-gray!

Zippity Doo Da, Zippity Ay!

Oh, the Anchors sure are draggin’ –

Despite all your bias,

Victory you can’t deny us!

Zippity Doo Day, Zippity Ay!

(Excuse my exhuberance at left-wing dismay-)

Conservative judges, headed our way!

Zippity Doo Day, Zippity Ay!

Oh, in France I’m sure they’re moaning:

“Sacre bleu! Those cowboys!”

Well, prepare to watch us NOW, boys!

Zippity Doo Day, Zippity Ay!

My, the Predators are hungry today!

Courtesy of the Bush CIA –

Blowin’ them nasty Ragheads away!

Teror-masters start to panic –

“CNN misled us!

Will the GOP will behead us…?”

Zippity Doo Dah, Zippity Aye!

My, oh, my, what a wonderful day!

Partyin’ with friends from the NRA –

Zippity Doo Dah, Zippity Aye!

There’s a jump in the stock market:

It’s the truth! It’s actual!

And when they cut your tax you’ll..

Sing Zippity-Doo-Dah! Zippity Ay…!”

What’s a political victory without a celebration? But Rush is right. Don’t gloat: get to work. I’m encouraged to see Lott is putting partial birth abortion on the front burner. I want the Democratic party to have to clearly and plainly say, “Yes. We do think sucking the brains out of a baby’s skull at birth and dismembering babies is a good thing and we will fight to the death for it.” The utter debasement of the proabortion crowd has to be exposed to daylight. The whole thing is shrouded in euphemism.


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