Pope says Jews are descendants of apes and pigs

Leading cardinals and bishops agree that Jews are “some loathsome vermin fit only for extermination”. Billy Graham weighs in, declaring that Jews routinely drink the blood of Christians. Meanwhile, TBN eagerly ballyhoos its upcoming dramatization of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. A spokesman for the Christian network says, “Don’t believe the filthy Jews who, fresh from their cannibalistic preying on our virgin daughters, claim this great historical work is a forgery. It’s the truth and we are proud to tell you the real story of the Evil Jew and his hatred for the human race.”

Oh! Wait. Wrong world religion. It’s Islam that is doing this on a daily basis all over the world. For some reason though, courageous souls prefer to bravely defy Christians who have been dead for centuries rather than real live Muslim anti-semites today.