What is it about the FBI?

I didn’t really think al-Quaeda was targeting Disney cruise ships till the Feds rushed to assure me that al-Quaeda isn’t targeting Disney cruise ships. Then, I get to thinking about all the other times they have stupidly assured me that people who shoot up El Al counters and paper their walls with Koran or shoot up the nation’s capitol under the name “Muhammed” have nothing to do with terror, and I start thinking, “I wonder if this has something to do with terror?”