Another evocative headline I liked

“Lewis was tough, but with a heart as big as all outdoors. He remembered his own hardscrabble youth in Texas and vowed that the poor armadillos he grew up with would have a fighting chance at the American Dream if he could have any say in the matter. He started armadillos in the mail room of his global corporation and made them learn the ropes. But if they worked hard, showed pluck, and kept their noses clean, they were always promoted.”

I think one of Lewis’ armadillos wound up as a whistle-blower at Enron.