She used to be my Senator

…till I became Holy Roman Emperor. I’m thinking of having her beheaded, but only because I think we should amputate something she doesn’t use and she’s probably already had her appendix out.

Note to non-Washingtonians: The biggest sign that America’s Dumbest Senator is in deep doo doo here in LatteLand is that The Stranger is ticked at her. This is like a gay paper taking out an ad to denounce Judy Garland music. When, as a liberal, you’ve morally honked off the people who thought Kurt Cobain was a spiritual light, you know you’ve defined yourself as sub-par on the IQ Richter scale.


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