The producer of Heart Mind and Strength Radio composes a brilliant syllogism

God Made a covenant with Noah,

The sign of the covenant was a rainbow,

The rainbow is the symbol of the gay rights movement,

The gay rights movement is sanctioned by the ACLU,

The ACLU fights for and promotes the rights of all men and women to marry whomever they please and for women to be granted all the same opportunities in life as men,

Priests are men,

Therefore: Priests should be allowed to marry and women should be ordained.

Ironclad logic. Man! This contest has really paid off! The St. Louis Post Dispatch doesn’t need to worry about finding more editorial writers. I salute you all: obvious products of American Higher Education.


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