Worldwide Scientific Conspiracy Unites to Personally Attack Renowned Physics Expert Robert Sungenis

“Frightened by CAI’s extremely plausible arguments for a connection between relativity theory, heliocentrism and homosexual abuse in the Catholic Church, scientists have redoubled their efforts to foist this damnable hoax on the human race in the hope of creating more homosexuals and seeing to it that they are ordained and set loose to rape children.

‘Sungenis must be stopped!,’ said an unnamed top official for the Worldwide Conspiracy of Godless Science, ‘and if we have to release false findings like this every week for the next ten years, then that’s what we’ll do!’”


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