From our “Niggardly! Niggardly! Niggardly!” Dept.
Eenie, meenie, minie, moe!
The Sawyer Sisters are ridiculous schmoes!
The biggest problem facing some members of the black community is not the color of their skin, but the thinness of it. Such people will never find happiness in this life or the next as long as their lives are one endless and microscopic search for things to take offense at.