Greg Krehbiel with Today’s Example of Post-Modernity’s Knack for Learning Exactly the Wrong Thing from Experience

Teacher: “Suzy, please use the word ‘airplane’ in a sentence.”

Suzy: “The bad terrorist brought a gun onto the airplane and threatened the passengers.”

Teacher [shocked and angry): “Suzy! We don’t use that word in this school, and we don’t judge other people. You should have said, ‘The freedom fighter brought a gas-powered projectile device on the airplane to help the passengers understand why they should help him.’”

Far-fetched? Maybe not. Gun control: Schools ban even the word

Problem: Islamofascists seek to destroy Western tradition of civil rights? Solution: Ban free speech and affirm Islamofascism in its okayness as a legitimate expression of cultural diversity.