Point 1: Bush should have been able to instantly undo the screwed up military and intelligence apparatus bequeathed him by the Greatest Presidential Rapist of the 20th Century.
Point 2: Bush should have instantly produced bin Laden’s head on a platter (instead of buried under Tora Bora, which is his current location).
Point 3: With that, international terrorism should have been done for.
Point 4: Awww. Just forget the first three ridiculous demands. I’m an old yellow dog Catholic labor Democrat and I loathe Republicans from patrician stock who went to Ivy League schools. That’s what I’m really trying to say.