Ohio “Breast-Feeding While Driving” Case Just Got Weirder

… as such cases are wont to do.

Family has screwy “Bible-based” beliefs, natch. Something about resisting the encroachment of the Beast and a husband’s absolute and sole authority over his wife, blah blah blah.

Translation: My wife and kid aren’t the property of the State! They’re *my* property.

The husband vows to make a bigger fool of himself by making a citizen’s arrest of Sean Scahill, the assistant prosecutor. The reader who sent me this knows Scahill, a large and looming ex-Marine. Should be entertaining.