Well, y’see, Mr. Dean, it’s like this…

When you pack your party with every disgruntled grievance monger in the country and teach them to be hypersensitive to ever nuance, and then send them out to seek race, class, and gender conflicts in every American word and deed, it’s just a matter of time before that beast starts thinking *you* look pretty tasty.

Me: I think we need “Insensitivity Training” to equip people to get through life without freaking out everytime somebody opens their mouth and says something slightly infelicitous.