Episcopalian humor

The Jew, the Catholic and the Anglican die and go to heaven. St. Peter looks at the Jewish guy and says, “The Big Book says you ate pork. Sorry.” Down he goes.

The Catholic thinks to himself, “I’m not bound by the law, so I’m set!” St. Peter says, “The Big Book says you had a burger on a Friday in Lent.” Down he goes.

The Anglican thinks to himself, “I’m not a Romanist bound by all that legalism, so I’m set.” St. Peter says, “The Big Book says you ate dinner with a salad fork!”


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