We’ve heard lots of brilliant ideas for reforming the Church

Destroy the hierarchy! Term limits for bishops! Let’s all gather round the altar and let laity preside!

Now, I know these are tempting ideas for all thoughtful Catholics. But they’re just not ignorant enough of both Scripture and Tradition. They’re just not mindlessly reactive enough. They aren’t sufficiently motivated by the desire to just close your eyes and lunge, heedless of the consequences, in any random direction out of pure unthinking rage and conformity to whatever idea is popular right this very second. No, we need something that will *really* get the Church in touch with the eternal verities for which contemporary American culture stands!

Pat Sweeney has just the thing! A true reflection of American culture seamlessly melded with our profound spirituality. I like it! Nature correcting grace!