I miss the old days when barbarians just ate their young and didn’t swath their cannibalism in fancy scientific jargon.
Oh. Wait. Barbarians were never that barbaric.
Next on Fox: American Jingo: explaining why we are infinitely morally superior to Foaming Bronze Age Fanatics in the Islamosphere and why God is therefore on Our Side.
A reading of the prophets’ messages to Israel and Judah is in order.