Well. That didn’t take long.

The ink on Lawrence is still damp and already it’s being used in an attempt to legalize polygamy. Soon it will be used to legalize threesomes between a man, his sheep, and his 12 year old boyfriend.

In other news, US sends message to the great mushy middle of the Muslim world that we’re trying to win over: “We’re not depraved or anything. Trust us. No. Really.”


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