The Children’s Secretary set out £400million plans to put 20,000 problem families under 24-hour CCTV super-vision in their own homes.
Wow! If we did this in *every* home just think how much less sin there would be! Don’t we want our families raised by watchful experts with the power to *really* discipline us and make us better people? Aren’t we patriots?
Cameras everywhere help Caesar harvest more money from you for minor infractions. 10,000 tickets in a single month!
And the best part, you can’t appeal against a machine. If it says you are guilty, then you are!