One of the Medugorje “visionaries” reveals that there are no fat people in Heaven:
“And we come closer and we can’t recognize anyone, they’re all young. You couldn’t say: ‘This one died old or that one is fat.’ I thought that there would be some fat people up there. But we go on walking and there are no fat people: everyone’s the same.”
Either that means Purgatory will be Lent on steroids and we will all enter Heaven svelt and slim or else Chesterton (and St. Thomas) are burning in Hell now.Or, y’know, Medugorje is not a real apparition, which is still a real live possibility.