Scylla and Charybdis

On the one hand, you’ve got your Blue State Fanatics who feel they must apologize to their fellow sniffy Chattering Class members if they do something so lowbrow as mention Christmas.

On the other, you have frenzied members of the Culture Warrior Right, looking for opportunities to be offended with all the zeal of Jesse Jackson in full racial offensitivity mode.

Me:  I just want to wish everybody a Merry Christmas–except the Christmas Inquisitors.  Them, I will wish “Happy Holidays” just to teach them to lighten up.

And to all the zealots on both ends of the Christmas Wars spectrum, here’s my Christmas present.  It was handmade by me and everything!

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