The Increasingly Demented Kevin O’Brien…

…offers us A Stanford Nutting Christmas. Be sure to check out the awesome Atheist’s Prayer to the Periodic Table at the climax:

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I think this was caused by the crab we fed him last summer. Midwestern people just don’t have the constitution to deal with too much seafood deliciousness. Something about the combination of iodine and salt air just sets them off and they go twonky. Just look at the sad case of Dale Ahlquist (seen here on the right devolving into Neanderthal dementia):

Years of taking him to Ivar’s has reduced him to this pitiable state. How do you think I manipulated him into letting me do Manalive?


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