The great thing about being a Dark Lord is that you are not only prepared to face a zombie apocalypse, you are even prepared to unleash one on the world.
Soon, my children of the lab, very soon! I await only the Rapture of all the True Christians tomorrow for my plans to be fully ripened!!!!
Ah! Man flesh! You can actually *taste* the horror!
Plus I get try out my new Freeze Ray.
Freeze ray. This is the one. Tell your friends. If you’re still capable of speech or independent thought after my experiments on you.
That is all!