Since I’m not a Real Christian….

I’m going to deal with this…

by going fishing with the Boy Scouts in Eastern Washington this weekend. I’ll be back on Monday to score all the empty clothes and nice computer and stereo equipment that are Left Behind. Might even pick up some sweet squatter’s deal on empty houses and cars.

Of course, this being Seattle, I don’t expect too many Raptures here. But you guys living in the South are gonna have the whole place to yourself!

I’m outta here! Ciao!