Tom Kreitzberg sums up the platforms….

…of the Stupid Evil Party:

and the Evil Stupid Party:

If you refuse to play this game and will not vote for *any* candidate who urges grave intrinsic evil, you are informed by advocates of both parties that you are “really” voting for the Other Party’s Guy.

In the same way, when you go to the store and choose chocolate ice cream, you are *really* choosing vanilla and/or strawberry. In short, shut up and vote for one of the two parties. How else do you expect to keep living in the Sweet Land of Liberty where a person can obey his or her conscience?

Or, alternatively, we could follow Tom’s advice: How about if, instead of arm-twisting Catholics to vote for lousy Democratic or Republican candidates, you arm-twist Democrats and Republicans to nominate good candidates?