I enjoy a good zombie apocalypse as much as the next guy

They bring folks together, you know?

But I really, really resent that one nickel of my tax money went to pay some dudes at the Center for Disease Control to amuse themselves with this bit of wasteful, expensive whimsy. Do whimsy on your own dime. Or you are the brain-dead parasites who eat other people’s flesh and blood (cuz that what I use all day, when I’m working to pay taxes).