As I like to tell my pain technicians in the Pits of Despair…

…it’s stir, whip! Stir, whip!

Speaking of pain, I wonder how much suffering Art Carney endured making this?

People of Earth! Where is my one milllllion dollars? Do you really think your loved ones can take much more of this?

Submit! Submit, I say!

That is all!

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  • Minions of Mark Shea, unite! You have nothing to lose but… Mark Shea! Strike back against the tyrant! I will begin, by unleashing the shear audio horror of Celine Dion singing AC/DC!

    http://youtu.be/ULmC8JTTVy0

  • Minions of Mark Shea, unite! You have nothing to lose but… Mark Shea! Strike back against the tyrant! I will begin, by unleashing the shear audio horror of Celine Dion singing AC/DC!

    http://youtu.be/ULmC8JTTVy0

  • Does this count against our time in purgatory?

    • Mark Shea

      No. Bwahahahahahahaha!

  • Amy P.

    I don’t have a million dollars, but there’s pretty much nothing I wouldn’t do to get these videos to stop.

    I’m fairly certain the “Star Wars Holiday Special” violates the Geneva Convention…