Women: Your Man Wants This for Christmas

So do your boys. So does every homo sapiens with a Y chromosome. If you don’t get him one, you are bad and selfish and you don’t love him as he needs and deserves to be loved.

Men: do I hear an Amen?

Comments

  1. Manwe says:

    Now that was pretty awesome! Now on to an actual jet pack and I will be a happy camper :)

    For about $6,300, that is not a terrible price, unless I converted the euros wrong…
    The real problem would be where would you use the thing. I mean, could you be fined for using something like that?

  2. Jack says:

    The thing is that I could actually afford this, however I think I might spend my inherritence something a little more sensible such going back to college to get a Masters degree.

  3. Jon W says:

    That thing looks like it was inspired by Ironman. Nevertheless … awesome.

  4. victor says:

    Dude! I could powerwash the house in half the time with one of these!

  5. whimsy says:

    Victor, you’re my kind of guy.

  6. Daniel W says:

    AMEN. Mark – even those of us without a sports gene can appreciate a toy like this.

  7. Elizabeth Scalia says:

    Men hell, I want one!

  8. Dan F. says:

    Amen! :)

    ::Edit:: apparently a comment that just says “Amen!” with a smiley face :) is too short for Patheos so I have had to add this ::Edit::

    :p

  9. A Random Friar says:

    Amen! Amen! Amen!

    The habit might pose a bit of drag factor through the water, but maybe I’ll just power up the engine a notch….

  10. Righteous Pagan says:

    Why men? EVERYONE should want one of those. That’s just awesome!

  11. This is just too cool. However, I’m missing the part of the chromosome that makes people competent at sports.

    Nevertheless … I want one.

  12. Stitchychic says:

    I’m getting my husband an iPad. I think that says love.

  13. Amy P. says:

    I’m not a guy and *I* want one of those for Christmas…

  14. Robert King says:

    “Sadly, your man isn’t me. But he could swim like me if he used one of these fire-hose-powered water jets instead of lady-scented flippers. Anything is possible when your man swims like a dolphin instead of like a lady. I’m on a horse.”

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