You should go read Seraphic Singles:
As you do, ask yourself, “What in blazes is the *matter* with the average Scottish male that some guy didn’t sweep her off her feet with wine and roses the moment he laid eyes on her?” Speaking as the husband of a Scotch Irish redhead myself (who is wise, funny and all those other adjectives), I assure you, men of Scotland, that you won’t be sorry. Come on, you guys! Man up!
Hey Canadian guys playing video games in your underwear instead of learning to be a man: *Head smack*! Grow up already! How could you let her get away?