…is on the air!
How about a marathon for newlyweds, 5.2mi. race for those married 5 yrs & so on up to a 1 mi. for have reached the quarter-century mark.
Having already married, I feel like I’ve done my bit for the institution. I’ve explored adding a second wife to the mix, but that introduces all sorts of “drama”. At any rate, I’m not running for any cause short of imminent mauling by a bear!