My kids are awesome

Son Matthew writes on FB: “I’m training to become a freelance internet psychic. You think that sounds dumb.”

His friend Hannah replies: “It’s like you’re reading my mind…”

So Matthew answers: “That’ll be twelve bucks.”

With a set up like that, how could I resist adding: “I knew you were going to charge twelve bucks.

That’ll be twenty bucks.”

Meanwhile, Luke, eldest of the Brohirrim, writes: “Dreamt I met Moon and Source Code director Duncan Jones at a film premier. I offered to paint his house. He accepted, but when I got there, he tried to poison me! What a cad.”

He then adds, “I tweeted this, too. He responded with:

‘you were going to paint it with feces, you nut job!'”

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  • Andy, Bad Person

    Mark,

    Just a heads-up. When you post so many entries in such a short time, your first posts get pushed to the second page before anyone gets to read them. This one is hilarious and I would’ve missed it entirely had I not been curious if you did just this.

    I also hate it when you don’t update very often during the day. You need to strike just the right balance between having enough posts, but not too many, on a given day. I’ll let you know if there are any other whims of mine that you need to satisfy.

  • I loved Moon.